Born to the Future Fast

This is a bloodless, shriekless fantasy: no forceps, no scalpel, no incision; perish the thought of a Caesarean or other Romans and their ilk. There is just one scream, and then joyous disbelief as the mother watches, and those who chance upon this presentation, like us, also watch. 

It may be too fantastic to be real, at least for awhile or a long while. But since it is so antiseptic and neat, perchance if it became real, let it come with a tag of just one baby, and automatic foreclosure of any future deliveries.